Cops and Banjos
Shoelaces and guitar strings. Coconut milk and cigarette butts. Old men and young women. Conquered cities and baby Jesus. Unforgiving preachers and green goblins. Old hobbies and pool floats. Armageddon and seven dwarfs. The matrix trilogy and a bottle of wine. Fortunate fools and eleven candles. A maiden voyage and a Roman helmet. A sweet memory and a pair of blue jeans. The smell of summer and a walrus tooth. Portable toilets and insecure emotions. Spiritual Rebirth and The Jersey Shore. A marching band and a mushroom. Albert Einstein and Mickey Mouse. A grouchy ghost and a crackhead baby. A lazy trumpeter and a box of matches. True bliss and the blood of a werewolf. Corrupt judges and a box of chocolates. A red stain and a broken heart. Government conspiracies and mint flavored toothpicks. Rocket fuel and a piece of cheese. Alabama and a purple yo-yo. A funky beat and a nun’s ruler. A wet paintbrush and a spotless mind. A school on fire and a note in a bottle. A thousand Asian men and a pocket mirror. Popular culture and a sore throat. An eagle’s nest and a pink pen. Open fields and a new idea. Real talk and the underdog’s trophy. The philosopher’s stone and a baby alligator. Cross dressing clowns and a freshly baked Apple Pie. A family man and a Conestoga wagon. A red g-string and a bedtime story. National Pride and a box full of quarks. Captain Crunch and the last word.